Snookin' For A Part-Time Job

Jersey Shore's reigning guidette Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi learned last week that reality infamy comes at a price. Like that cushy job back home: "I was a receptionist at a corporation...I was getting good money, like $13 an hour. I got fired when I asked for time off to go to L.A." Look at the bright side though, Snooks: You met Mike Tyson, pitched a dating show on Conan and learned some valuable advice from that new clubbing buddy of yours, Kristin Cavallari of The Hills: "She told the girls not to read the stuff online...You're going to have haters and you're going to have lovers." [E!]