Snooki -- Duck!

Making their first red carpet appearances since being catapulted into the very stratosphere they helped to erode with their chain-smoking and hairspray addictions, the cast of MTV wildlife documentary Jersey Shore showed up at Spike's Video Game Awards. There, The Situation Room, Paulie Walnuts, JWOWOWOWW and sucker-clocked good-times girl Snooki took the stage alongside Mike Tyson, who we hope gave Snooks a few pointers on ducking, how many pounds of force it takes to fracture a skull, and the delicious taste of ear cartilage. [VGAs]