A Couple of Sh*ts

I hope you guys appreciate this. I'm about to wade into Kevin Smith's official Twitter page, which is kind of like walking into some really poorly tended public restroom at a Shell station in Elizabeth, NJ (and finding the only toilet shattered), just to fish out some graffiti on the status of the title of his A Couple of Dicks. Inhale deeply, hold it, hold it ... "The Movie Formerly Known as A COUPLE OF DICKS has finally settled on a (network-policy-dictated) replacement title! While we'll always have DICKS in our hearts, the title we just now locked makes me smile on a bunch of different levels - including this 1: we can now advertise our movie properly (& ironically). And said marketing begins... on every print of SHERLOCK HOLMES, Christmas Day!" Gassssssssssp. Wheeze, wheeze. [That Kevin Smith]