Pandora, F*ck Yeah!

From the moment James Cameron unveiled the first tantalizing glimpses of his game changing™ cinematic effort, Avatar, you could say Movieline had developed a perplexing case of déjà vu, seeing in Pandora's lush, computer-generated landscapes and lemur-like wildlife everything from the biggest animated flop of all time, to one of Cameron's earlier, deadlier, fishier efforts. But we didn't see the parallels to that enduring, all-marionette homage to dick-swinging U.S. foreign policy, Team America: World Police. Luckily, YouTube user oyguvaltshappy did, and proceeded to craft what can only be described as a flawlessly edited mash-up, using Team footage set entirely to the soundtrack of the second, better-received Avatar trailer. Let's hope the actual Avatar is half as good as this is, though I doubt there will be any Na'vi sex scenes to match the exquisiteness of Team's acrobatic puppet filthiness.

· via Page 2, /Film


  • The Winchester says:

    That's fantastic. Brilliant use of Matt Damon.

  • Noah says:

    This. Is. Awesome.
    Personally, I am incredibly excited for Avatar. It will have all the same drawbacks as any Cameron film. Maybe a couple of poor moments in terms of dialogue and over characterization but the man delivers what he promises and that's an immersive experience.
    I think anyone who takes the time to either see it in 3D or at least Imax will appreciate how impressive the effects really are. Otherwise it will be really easy to dismiss as just another sci-fi flick.

  • Colander says:

    I real-life laughed at this, and I agree with Noah, that my instinct to roll my eye for two hours during Avatar is largely based on internet ads and the like. The man made it to be seen a certain way, it just happens to be way more expensive than my local Lowes charges, so I'll have to think about this.

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    And before "Avatar" and "Star Trek" there was Bill Shatner speaking Esperanto, in the horror film called "Incubus".
    As an Esperanto speaker I found it terrifying! His Esperanto pronunciation that is, not the film.
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