Audrina Saunters Back to Hills

Audrina Patridge will return to The Hills, sayeth Us Weekly, though we expect the 24-year-old to mumble into her mojito all season about wanting to direct. MTV's patron saint of not-really-finishing-that-sentence has allegedly inked a six-figure deal to come back next season. Filming will resume after Patridge shoots the pilot for her as-yet-unnamed spinoff series, which is produced by Mark Burnett and part of a grand scheme to see what Patridge talks about with more than six minutes of screen time. My money is on Justin's lying face and Kierkegaard. [Us]