Not Ready to Launch


Bravo's already-better-than-Project Runway knockoff Launch My Line brought in a measly 800,000 viewers last night, which is a phenomenal fall from its Top Chef lead-in. Not acceptable. How can we change this? It's not like Tim Gunn has a hip pheasant-hunting show on a competing network right now, so let's rally around Launch My Line. Twin hosts Dean and Dan Caten are just as terrifying as Nina Garcia's "I'll use a rolling pin on you, Suede" wince, trust me. I'll be watching (and reviewing), anyway. [EW]