New Year's Crotchin' Eve

Adam Lambert has tweeted that ABC has canned two more scheduled appearances: Jimmy Kimmel Live, and his performance on Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve: "Yes, sadly friends, ABC has cancelled my appearances on Kimmel and NYE. :( don't blame them. It's the FCC heat." Great. I thought I'd be ringing in 2010 with the long-awaited reunion of Ryan Seacrest's face and Lambert's crotch. Guess it's Chinese takeout and bed by 11:45 once again. [PopEater]