Will Girly Running Impede Steven Seagal's Lawman Debut?
The specs for Steven Seagal's docuseries Lawman, which premieres tonight on A&E at 10 PM, are impressive to say the least. The martial arts star has apparently acted as a deputy in a Louisiana sheriff's department for the past two decades, and Lawman allows us to see Seagal in Cops-reminiscent action on the Big Easy's streets. This is real. This is an unscripted Steven Seagal law enforcement series. The trailer even has to state that it's "not a joke." But a lawman's worst enemy is his own shortcomings, and viewers must worry that Seagal's most elusive foe looms at all times: his flinging, girly limbs, caught on tape after the jump.
Surely you've seen Seagal run like a girl before. Right? Better prepare yourself, because Lawman will definitely have these flailing arms on tap.
Again, no commentary necessary. I'll attempt a dissertation of highlights tomorrow, unless my ability to think straight is deeply under siege.