Happy Thanksgiving Recovery Day!

Did you all have a lovely Thanksgiving yesterday? Here at Movieline, we celebrated by folding up a copy of EW so that its New Moon photoshoot would pay tribute to the holiday in the most homoerotic way possible: by reconstituting the friendship between British plunderer and noble Native American to induce the maximum amount of OMG's. (Sorry, Kristen Stewart. This makes you a smallpox-covered beige trenchcoat by default.) Expect some light posting today while we work through our tryptophan hangovers. Stop in and say hello from time to time, won't you?