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"Fat" Charles Barkley

An admittedly bloated version of Sir Charles appeared on the Jay Leno Show to set a more important record than anything established on the Green Car Challenge track: most soundbites per segment. For anyone who has never seen Barkley on a talk show or sports show, this clip will blow your mind. In between calling ESPN's Skip Bayless out as an idiot and pledging to lose 50 pounds by February, Barkley delivered these one-liners, among many others:

· "I'm loaded. I'm not worried about money."

· "You gonna be my Isiah Thomas, Jay."

· "I've been going to the gym, doing the executive workout for 25 years, which is the steam room and sauna."

· "Dude, I'm in the basketball hall of fame. Ain't any lazy people in there."

· "Well you can't start a diet in the middle of the week. That's just stupid."

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