Courtney Love Spilling on Edward Norton, Britney Spears in Epic Facebook Meltdown

Though she abandoned Twitter in a Miley Cyrus-led exodus, Courtney Love is now posting her barely-decipherable public missives at her Facebook fanpage. You'd be forgiven if you missed the memo about her new online home, but after today, we're thinking a lot more people will know about it -- especially the lawyers for Edward Norton and Britney Spears.

Love has begun hurling accusations at both celebrities, and it isn't pretty. First up is ex Edward Norton, who Love essentially accuses of mishandling the finances of Kim Cobain, Kurt's sister:

IF something happens to me, NO my will is NOT at Greenberg Glusker, that will is FORGERY...i created a new one per lISA FERGUSONs attorney who cannot be FOUND but that needs altering as it has Edward in it and Norton doesn't have a CLUE how evil his own BM is he wont fuck a future Senator/Film Actor but hell purposfully refinance Kim Cobains Property i bought her cash outright, for the 12th time using a phony address due to some fuck up on some Bogus "ART FORM OF THE CH 13" R TODD used, leavng KIM COBAINS PROPERTY REPOS...SESED< "you have an hour to get your things" wtf did Kim Cobain do to YOU... so its best to never tell let alone kiss and trell i m shcoked at myself i never kiss and tell unless im really mad at an ex for like LOSING 300,000$ of my kid hes supposed to be paternal abouts money, oh yeah Norton just LOST 300k

More incendiary, though, are Love's anecdotes about Spears:

britneys dad molested her , imagine the father that molested you owning you for slavery while your forced to sing songs picked for thier sexual content every night, insane right? i have it on First had authority, and fight as hard as she is and does she still didnt pull that card, its a pride thing i can relate to, However they want to play dirty, lets go, Im SO not affraid of the little trolls who hit this when i was fucked up who are called lawyers. lets GO.

Good thing she isn't afraid of them, as she might be hearing from them soon. Developing...

Courtney Love Cobain [Facebook]



Comments

  • LB says:

    With extra time on his hands, Lou Dobbs hits the internet!

  • Jena Blowsme says:

    Jena,
    Can I have your employer's fax number? I was thinking she would want someone not incredibly inarticulate and moronic sounding as an employee.
    Honestly, Courtney is a face, or was 10 years ago before her lifestyle aged her prematurely. A face need not be any more intelligent than a chimpanzee. The only real requirement for a face celebrity is that they can follow directions from a handler. Courtney is a d-list celeb IMO, and should be patted on the head and sent back to special ed class.

  • Karen says:

    You sound like you were molested by your father. Dosen't feel good to read that does it? She must feel the same way to hear people like you make statements like that.

  • Rachel says:

    Oh look who showed up to a battle of wits unarmed, go to rehab if you are the "Real Courtney". Who in the world exposes anothers life or secrets with ill intentions? Courtney Love does and I bet her daughter wishes she were born to someone else. So sad.

  • EarleyDaysYet says:

    Usually, spelling your own name wrong would expose you as a troll, but for "REALCOURNEY" I'm willing to make an exception.

  • Blanche says:

    1 in 7 American adults is sub-literate: http://www.usatoday.com/news/education/2009-01-08-adult-literacy_N.htm. Hurray and all for good old American anti-intellectualism, but reading Love makes me kind of wish we were just a little more like Sweden, where everyone is so literate that they even used to have workingclass playwrights. Our Hollywood punk princesses are indecipherable, while Sweden's hair metal bands can write comprehensibly in three languages and we have to import their former hockey players to get teevee sports color commentary that people can understand. You know why everyone, no matter her class background, can communicate verbally there in Sweden? It's because they had well-funded public schools and unionized teachers were treated with respect like professionals; and they have state-supported lifelong learning schools by, of, and for working class people. Maybe if you're of the "Whatever the bosses give us is good" school--private schools for the few real humans, hoop-jumping prison-farms for the troglodytes--it's a "whatever" issue for you; but the product is everywhere, and at the very least, it looks pretty sorry.

  • piscesindecisive says:

    So now you're a racist if you don't like the Black Eyed Peas, eh? I don't care what you think, hip hop music sucks now and the BEP's are a watered down, sell out version of it. Kurt wouldn't have let them use his song if you paid him millions. You sound just like the type of lefty wingnut that gives our party a bad name. Lou Dobbs...

  • Desk_hack says:

    Anyone who's ever put together a bookcase from IKEA knows that Sweden's not so literate.

  • pixiechick says:

    i saw the ama's too, pisces and even if you were alittle long winded, i agree! pathetic...

  • Tantan says:

    BM = Business Manager

  • Green Tara says:

    TOO true... and one of the few coherent statements made on this thread so far.

  • Bubbles says:

    Robin: "He likes women who are crackheads, immigrants, or stupid!"
    Being an immigrant has nothing to do with being a crackhead or stupid, you racist idiot. The only person I can think of that he has dated who was an "immigrant" was Salma Hayek. She's now married to a French bilionaire.

  • bill says:

    Let's all stay off drigs!

  • Eight ball side pocket says:

    Ummmm.....clean and sober for the last 6 years? I beg to differ: remember the Pam Anderson roast? Courtney said herself she was loaded. That was not more than 3 years ago.

  • Carl says:

    Very good article Kyle on a woman that is clearly losing her mind.
    It is funny as I recently came across a book called 'is: The Phenomenon of the Facebook Status' that gives an insight into life in the 21st century via Facebook Statuses and has been receiving fantastic reviews. But it did provide such a feel good factor in me reading all those statuses, but there are a lot of people losing their mind over the medium of social networking and it is so evident from this book. A very good light hearted read!
    For anyone that is interested, it has a website with a Facebook Status Generator that has been getting a huge amount of hits and all the people at my Uni have been loving it.
    http://www.theisbook.com/status-generator
    Keep up the good work mate, looking forward to reading more of your stuff

  • jena maloney says:

    Fact: Jena Maloney is Courtney Love.
    Check out the pattern of capitalization: "jena maloney" and courtney love both use CAPITALS when they are really UPSET and have something they want to get ACROSS in a really emphatic WAY. (They also both use this "

  • appollonia says:

    Robin, it's obvious Ed has character issues, but if you are speaking about Salma Hayek as being the immigrant, it is only obvious Ed is beneath her. I mean, shes is only married to a billionaire, not to mention one of the most beautiful women in the public eye, and the media reminds her all the time how beautiful she is. Not bad for a immigrant I guess.

  • ariel says:

    taking away courtney's child (for like 8 months), is ridiculous. it is basically some flunky child hearing officer who wants his/her 15 minutes of fame. the aforementioned hearing officer probably already has had courtney's signature photocopied and is playing with himself/herself as he/she smells it while in the men/womens restroom at the courthouse. can you imagine what he/she will do when he/she gets home? like i'm all for 'what you do in the privacy of your home is your business..' but this will make that statement SICK sounding.

  • Tanya says:

    Ariel - it might just save her life.

  • Frances says:

    Not only Courtney is messed up...and on drugs and talking writing nonsense ,but what is worse AN IDIOT HERE WHO THINKS CRACK Heads and INMIGRANTS belong in the same group...now who is BELOW ?...You"re a bigger ball-less MORON.

  • SUE DANIELIS says:

    MAYBE ED NORTON SHOULD TRY DATING A NICE ENGLISH WOMAN FOR A CHANGE?

  • John Lennon was a wonderful singer and songwriter. But his skill might be totally utilized only via cooperation with all the other 3 Beatles. Without having McCartney, Harrison and even Ringo Starr John Lennon was not excellent for speaking. Sure, a solo career was also productive, but the genius songs had made the Beatles.

  • Jamee Vacher says:

    Just in case you didn't know... your blog looks really bizarre in Mozilla on a Mac