Courtney Love Spilling on Edward Norton, Britney Spears in Epic Facebook Meltdown
Though she abandoned Twitter in a Miley Cyrus-led exodus, Courtney Love is now posting her barely-decipherable public missives at her Facebook fanpage. You'd be forgiven if you missed the memo about her new online home, but after today, we're thinking a lot more people will know about it -- especially the lawyers for Edward Norton and Britney Spears.
Love has begun hurling accusations at both celebrities, and it isn't pretty. First up is ex Edward Norton, who Love essentially accuses of mishandling the finances of Kim Cobain, Kurt's sister:
IF something happens to me, NO my will is NOT at Greenberg Glusker, that will is FORGERY...i created a new one per lISA FERGUSONs attorney who cannot be FOUND but that needs altering as it has Edward in it and Norton doesn't have a CLUE how evil his own BM is he wont fuck a future Senator/Film Actor but hell purposfully refinance Kim Cobains Property i bought her cash outright, for the 12th time using a phony address due to some fuck up on some Bogus "ART FORM OF THE CH 13" R TODD used, leavng KIM COBAINS PROPERTY REPOS...SESED< "you have an hour to get your things" wtf did Kim Cobain do to YOU... so its best to never tell let alone kiss and trell i m shcoked at myself i never kiss and tell unless im really mad at an ex for like LOSING 300,000$ of my kid hes supposed to be paternal abouts money, oh yeah Norton just LOST 300k
More incendiary, though, are Love's anecdotes about Spears:
britneys dad molested her , imagine the father that molested you owning you for slavery while your forced to sing songs picked for thier sexual content every night, insane right? i have it on First had authority, and fight as hard as she is and does she still didnt pull that card, its a pride thing i can relate to, However they want to play dirty, lets go, Im SO not affraid of the little trolls who hit this when i was fucked up who are called lawyers. lets GO.
Good thing she isn't afraid of them, as she might be hearing from them soon. Developing...
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Someone needs to put down the crack pipe. I couldn't even understand half of that tripe for the bad spelling and grammar. Maybe if I smoked one it would make sense. Where's the hooka
Uhhh..am I the only one who isn't surprised by the Spears revelation? Yeah I know its coming from cracky maccracky pants, but is Spears' life not a reflection of those sordid stories we have all heard?
What the hell is she saying? That's what you should expect from a crackhead. And to think Edward Norton used to have sex with this thing! That tells you a lot about his character. He likes women who are crackheads, immigrants, or stupid! Any women he believes is below him. I think Norton may have had access to her property from long ago and now it's being repossessed. I think, I can't really decipher the message. And what the hell does BM stand for? Birth Mother, Butt Monkey. Damn this chick is messed up!
maybe your mother was smoking crack while pregnant with you. why else would you post such hateful messages.
back to courtney, that britney bomb is gonna detonate like whoa
When did "immigrant" fall to the same level of "crackhead" or "stupid"?
I'm going to refrain from a Linus-esque screed about the meaning of Thanksgiving and the fact we are a nation of immigrants...
Courtney, get back in your shopping cart this instant. You know how dreadfully lonely it becomes whenever you aren't inside.
uh retard? i think not, Crackhead? WTF?
i work for the most esteemed female executive in la, in the business and she adores CL calls her the "genius" and she meant "BUSINESS MANAGER"
Edward Norton is a cretin, i mean a PARIAH
Comment of the year right here.
you have a boss?
JENA MALONEY - Sockpuppet alert!
CL is Kooky bit ADORED and shes generally "always right" my boss who greenlights about 27 movies a year says, and i asked her today too
That'll fit on a t-shirt, right?
"can i get a witnss"
How about, can you get a spell check?
How much is Courtney paying you to post this tripe?
I'm not sure what "immigrant" has to do with "crackheads" or being "stupid." I suggest keeping your racism in check. If you are considering Selma Hayek to be beneath Edward Norton, you must be smokin' the crack yourself. Your comments are more offensive than the unintelligible ramblings of Crackhead Courtney.
I couldn't really follow all that, but I suspect Ed Norton is learning the meaning of the adadge that no good deed goes unpunished.
The miss-spelling, the insane rant, the venom....it's gotta be CL.
That will most definitely fit on a t shirt. Awesome.
is this woman real? her spelling and communication skills are worse than my little niece. she has always been scary as a person and as a mother. is she still clean and sober? i think not
I swear to god I will never again bitch at anyone for the occasional misspelling or homonym abuse. And like we're not going to figure out who Jena Moloney is?
If she really is clean and sober, I feel really sorry for her because she's an idiot.
No wait, I feel sorry for her kid, not her.
Poop, my friend. BM stands for poop!
Spontaneously laughed out loud when I read this! Thanks for that.
Ka-ching, Ka-ching,
Britney's pop just owned this crackhead idiot, she just committed slander, because she is never going to be able to prove that he did anything to his crazy daughter, Mr Spears could potential sue for everything she owns, I do hope that someone set up a trust fund for little beanie baby, otherwise there will be nothing left to inherit by the time she reaches her majority.Jena Maloney aka Courtney, put the pipe down, reality check you are not 'kooky', you are batshit crazy and you need to go back on your medication
keep it up, guys, it's marvelously entertaining... just came upon
these posts by accident. JMaloney who works for a Hwd bigwig must
do better in her day work because her spelling and syntax sucks.
Perhaps she is emulating CL.
As far as EN.. always love his acting, but until now didn't know
about his personal life.
'kooky bit (sic) " kooky but............what?
All you commenters on this post dont know what yor takin about I just say what i gotta to protect mine you wanna step up to it leTS GO
Giddy up, beotch, let's go!
Courtney, I used to be a huge fan, I've bought all your records, seen you live a few times, and completely respect your rock cred and icon status (save the american icon!) But I find myself searching for a reason to care in the here and now. Celebrity and tabloid scandals endear you to morons, not savvy rock fans. You seem like you're treading water and starting to get really tired. Either put out a great record or just become Sharon Osbourne already!
I haven't lit up one of your records since "live through this" and I'm not sold you even wrote half that record, going by what you wrote before and after it. Popularity and sales aside, as far as women in rock, Auf der Maur's was a better and more relevant rock record than anything I've ever heard from you in a long while. With a more spiritually artistic expression, too. IMHO.
By the way, I watched the American Music Awards and the Black Eyed Peas used a sample from Teen Spirit in their "song" which almost made me freakin' gag. Not to mention the guitar hero fiasco. Who was ultimately responsible for those little tidbits of blasphemy? You or the powers that be? A genius never stands in the way of a profit, eh? Little miss rock cred, defender of all things Cobain? Not to mention.... nevermind. What's the point?
I love you though, Courtney. I hope your legacy ends up doing your art and your family the justice they deserve. Big resonsibility. Whatever happens, I'm sure it will be entertaining. Embarrassing, but entertaining! Brings a tear to the eye to think about what could've been...
Om Mani Padme Hum
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