Buzz Break: Custom Taylor
· Rolling Stone has finally discovered Taylor Lautner, and is making him play beach football, for some reason.
· J.J. Abrams did approach Matt Damon to star in his Star Trek reboot...but as Kirk's father, not Kirk himself.
· A clip from The Simpsons featuring the Sarkozys has become a viral smash in France. Maybe it's a little funnier once it's translated?
· Curb Your Enthusiasm managed its biggest season finale in five years, thanks to the cast of Seinfeld.
· Why is Cuddy hooking up with Lucas on House? "He's really well hung," says her portrayer, Lisa Edelstein. Sorry, that deserved a spoiler alert.