Our Commenters of the Week Win a Wild Tasmanian Lautner!
There's a terrific prize waiting for the authors of our best comments this week: a wild Tasmanian Lautner! Each Lautner will be shipped first-class to your doorstep (in a crate with air holes, of course), whereupon it will burst from its box in a flurry of precocious martial arts moves and a whole lot of "YAAAAAH! EEEEAAAAH! OOOH, OOOH, YAAAAAH!" Just make sure not to feed him after midnight, and don't make him take off his shirt unless the story really calls for it.
Old No.7 on Nude Twilight Starlet's PETA Campaign Probably Not Endorsed by Studio: That moon looks a little too new to be legal.
HwoodHills on The Fantastic Vicious Fox: "The problem is, if they think you're attractive, you're either stupid or a whore or a dumb whore." Darlin', the more times you call yourself attractive in print you up the "Ugly Female Hater" scale by 10. Next time mention that you leave skid marks on your thongs. (You'll earn sympathy bonus points.)
JudgeFudge on The Definitive Beer Pong Rules, By January Jones: Other interesting fact about Jones: Her favorite films are the Lord of the Rings Trilogy, her idea of a great night out is actually a night in watching DVD's of Family Guy and getting Taco Bell delivery, and she hosts a weekly clothing-optional LAN party in her Beverly Hills home and is always looking for extra players.