The Fantastic Vicious Fox


For some reason, there's a NY Magazine cover story on Megan Fox this weekend. (Because the Transformers 2 DVD just came out? I got nothing.) "Women tear each other apart," complains Fox, burned from the rejection of Jennifer's Body. "Girls think I'm a slut, and I've been in the same relationship since I was 18. The problem is, if they think you're attractive, you're either stupid or a whore or a dumb whore. The instinct among girls is to attack the jugular." Someone wants her own Self-Parody Danger Zone! [NYT]


  • SunnydaZe says:

    I like to think of myself as an attractive vicious stupid dumb whore.
    If only that were true. . .

  • HwoodHills says:

    "The problem is, if they think you’re attractive, you’re either stupid or a whore or a dumb whore."
    Darlin', the more times you call yourself attractive in print you up the "Ugly Female Hater" scale by 10.
    Next time mention that you leave skid marks on your thongs. (You'll earn sympathy bonus points.)

  • Anon says:

    She's right, honestly.
    How many times have you seen her called a whore or a slut on various internet sites or forums? It's ridiculous. The only explanation for that kind of vitriol is jealousy. A person thinking rationally isn't going to call her that kind of stuff. There has to be some motive or emotion behind it. It's clearly not true.

  • someone says:

    Ok so I agree with Megan on this one (SORT OF) . Yet i do know that roles one portrays can also affect on how people view them. I do know this from being in the modeling and photography industry. Its very hard to make a good name for yourself if you "act" how they say you are or "dress" how they say you are. You are the only one that can make a new name for yourself. I find lots of women to be pretty however classy pretty and not classy pretty are two totally diff things. That is where trashy comes in. and everyone does have their own opinion. Men of course mostly think with the things in their pants. And not every man finds you attractive just know that. (AND NO IM NOT A PRETTY GIRL SLAMMING PERSON) I'm not trying to slam you but don't let your ego get the best of you. What makes one most attractive is not an ego and dressing trashy and acting trashy are not ways to gain any respect from other people. It may make some men get excited but thats about the extent to it. And don't think women are or all women are jealous of you. Remember you can make yourself a good name. Look at other actresses. Anyhow that was my input. Take or leave. Good Nite.

  • NoWireHangers says:

    Those who like Megan Fox fall into 2 camps:
    1. They want to have sex with her
    2. They are able to appreciate her existence on some ironic level, like Velveeta: it's not real cheese and god knows what's in it, but it sure is good!
    Those who dislike Megan Fox:
    1. Do not want to have sex with her and thus,
    2. Are not able to ignore the fact that she is a rich and famous actress who cannot act.
    It's really that simple. Now please get over yourself, Megan.

  • rj77 says:

    I'm so hungry for some Velveeta'ed nachos right now...

  • bess marvin, girl detective says:

    agreed. i mean, some thought she did well in "jennifer's body" but i bet no one will take a bullet for her talent say in the way they would with amanda seyfried.
    she can't act. she does not have one good well-acted role that justifies her ubiquitous existence. she's talking like she's proven herself on some level and is unhappy that the focus is still on her looks. hell, angie was talking that crazy shit, but she had gia and girl, interrupted. megan has nada and judging from her upcoming projects, it won't be getting any better. homegirl, doesn't care about the craft. you aren't sure you're talented, megs, take some acting classes. why would anyone pay $15 to watch you figure shit out on screen?