Introducing the James Cameron Self-Parody Danger Zone!
If there's one thing I'm anticipating almost as much as Avatar, it's the James Cameron press tour in support of Avatar. Our irrepressible King of the World has been off the scene for ages, but he's come back with a quotable vengeance, delivering line after vainglorious line to the New Yorker and, now, Playboy. What better time to introduce the James Cameron Self-Parody Danger Zone, a metric that graphs Cameron's bon mots on a scale from relative modesty to boastful self-mythologizing? The Playboy interview was the first to go through our wringer. Enjoy the results:
James Cameron Playboy Interview [Playboy]
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Sweeten, enhance, beautify.
Sweeten, enhance, beautify.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqMV90pnsZ4
At my 25th High School Reunion I am going to beat up all of the bullies who never beat me up because I guess that is why I am not a multi-billion dollar filmmaker. I had it too good.
Sorry, I'm still stuck in that "moment of silence" he demanded at the Academy Awards. Doesn't matter if his films are good or bad, or if they earn zillions or bomb: he's still the King of the Tools.
Terminator: High School Reunion
Twitter restricts you to 140 characters, James. You could probably get more than 25 words out of a tweet if you use an, it, by, of, & us a lot. I'd also have to throw in douchey, just for you.