Gay, Straight, Bi, or Gleesexual?
In the tradition of Who Killed Nicole Brown Simpson? and Is There a Direct Link Between McDonald's and Childhood Obesity? comes yet another confounding mindtickler for the ages: Chris Colfer, the actor who plays Glee's resident alto-castrato Kurt Hummel, responded to a query about his own sexuality like this: "I try to keep up a mystery. As much as I give away of my personal life, the less people will believe me as other characters. I try to be private about it. It is what it is." [Towleroad]