Gay, Straight, Bi, or Gleesexual?
In the tradition of Who Killed Nicole Brown Simpson? and Is There a Direct Link Between McDonald's and Childhood Obesity? comes yet another confounding mindtickler for the ages: Chris Colfer, the actor who plays Glee's resident alto-castrato Kurt Hummel, responded to a query about his own sexuality like this: "I try to keep up a mystery. As much as I give away of my personal life, the less people will believe me as other characters. I try to be private about it. It is what it is." [Towleroad]
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Translation: "I'm a sloppy pig bottom. Fist me, Daddy!"
Every generation gets its own Burt Reynolds.
Or: "If you don't have gaydar, then you have a problem."
Who honestly cares?
i think the cast member we should really be asking about is Mark Salling... he's been suspiciously coy about what makes him sing. just sayin.
Will I ever get to sleep tonight?
Seriously, they sing, they dance, they act...that right there is the triumvirate of heterosexuality.
The only confounding mystery about this show is why it's not sponsored by Astroglide.
or poppers
Can we start calling him a fag now? South Park said it was OK.