The American Film Market: 10 Mindblowing, Modestly Budgeted Movies to Watch

Meet The Demon-Eyed Fokkerspawn

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The "You'll Be Hearing From Tim Allen's And Disney's Lawyers Shortly, "

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And, finally...

The "We Have No F*cking Idea What's Happening Here"

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...but Don Johnson does look snazzy in a sailor uniform, even if it's so tight in the pants it's lengthening and flattening his genitals.

[All ads via The Hollywood Reporter's AFM Daily supplement, where you can find dozens of these each day.]

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Comments

  • Kyle Buchanan says:

    Val Kilmer second-billed after Kevin Sorbo? I hope for his sake that they just happened to be shooting that down the street from his house.

  • it came from the tar pits says:

    Silent Venom? As opposed to the noisy kind?

  • Fred says:

    Mmmm, ok feature, but if you would have called it 'the 10 films First Showing will be psyched about in 2010,' then we'd be on the same page.

  • stolidog says:

    Um, Bai Ling is in Magic Man, so it has to be good, and, how did they get Reese Witherspoon's chin to do a cameo in Haunting at the Bacon?

  • Did you know that Long Flat Balls The Army is based off Long Flat Balls The Army Board Game? Is Ridley Scott involved?

  • HwoodHills says:

    Silent Venom should've been called, Noisy Side-Burns.

  • Dimo says:

    I have to see Silent Venom. My best buddy gets killed by a snake in it.

  • Looks like that "Christmas Clause" one-sheet is going for a record for the most glimmer points, including one on Kringle's glasses. This means it's an extra special story -- that they stole.

  • Monica Dickey says:

    Wow Kevin Sorbo and Val Kilmer... That's like a must check out on a future bad movie night hahah. Great list, thank you.

  • Duder says:

    Ah....
    Tom Berenger is one hell of an actor... This saddens me.
    Also, Don Johnson... WTF?

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