The American Film Market: 10 Mindblowing, Modestly Budgeted Movies to Watch

Meet The Demon-Eyed Fokkerspawn

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The "You'll Be Hearing From Tim Allen's And Disney's Lawyers Shortly, "

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And, finally...

The "We Have No F*cking Idea What's Happening Here"

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...but Don Johnson does look snazzy in a sailor uniform, even if it's so tight in the pants it's lengthening and flattening his genitals.

[All ads via The Hollywood Reporter's AFM Daily supplement, where you can find dozens of these each day.]

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