The American Film Market: 10 Mindblowing, Modestly Budgeted Movies to Watch

The Not Actually A Sequel To A Certain Other Tweefest

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It's nice to see that the Away We Go one-sheet team is still getting steady work. And while we're on the subject, how was Winona Ryder not in Away We Go? Her miscarriage poledance would've been every bit as poignant as the one in the film.

The "Hey, Let's Check In With Luke Perry, Maybe He's Got Something With Snakes In It"

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Hey, it's Luke Perry, and some snakes! Also: Tom Berenger!

(Fun fact: Either Tom Berenger or Armand Assante is in every single film showcased at AFM.)

The Val Kilmer Double-Feature

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If Kilmer's in the movie, we want him on the poster. Badly missed opportunities here. (Oh, hi there, Renny Harlin! We missed you so.)

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Comments

  • Kyle Buchanan says:

    Val Kilmer second-billed after Kevin Sorbo? I hope for his sake that they just happened to be shooting that down the street from his house.

  • it came from the tar pits says:

    Silent Venom? As opposed to the noisy kind?

  • Fred says:

    Mmmm, ok feature, but if you would have called it 'the 10 films First Showing will be psyched about in 2010,' then we'd be on the same page.

  • stolidog says:

    Um, Bai Ling is in Magic Man, so it has to be good, and, how did they get Reese Witherspoon's chin to do a cameo in Haunting at the Bacon?

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  • HwoodHills says:

    Silent Venom should've been called, Noisy Side-Burns.

  • Dimo says:

    I have to see Silent Venom. My best buddy gets killed by a snake in it.

  • Looks like that "Christmas Clause" one-sheet is going for a record for the most glimmer points, including one on Kringle's glasses. This means it's an extra special story -- that they stole.

  • Monica Dickey says:

    Wow Kevin Sorbo and Val Kilmer... That's like a must check out on a future bad movie night hahah. Great list, thank you.

  • Duder says:

    Ah....
    Tom Berenger is one hell of an actor... This saddens me.
    Also, Don Johnson... WTF?

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