A Prophetic 'Dream'


Admit it. When you saw last night that GE heiress Kathy Geiss was auditioning for TGS -- the sketch comedy show-within-a-show of 30 Rock -- you knew that the ugly, Mark-Wahlberg-worshiping duckling would bust out with a note-perfect rendition of the Susan Boyle standard "I Dreamed a Dream." You know why you knew that? Because Movieline commenter Andrea Zuckerman-Vasquez totally called it back on June 1. Strap in, Kathy. A makeover and attendant nervous breakdown are surely inevitable.