What Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin Could Bring to the Oscars (With Video!)
· Magic!
Martin got his start as a magician working at Disneyland -- a skill he'd later incorporate into his earliest routines, like this one on Laugh-In. Perhaps he can harness the powers of prestidigitation to make the show come in under four hours and seem entertaining!
· Many, Many References to It's Complicated
Nancy Meyers' latest rich-white-people-with-big-houses-and-problems movie features both Oscar hosts (plus Meryl Streep) -- making this not just a powerhouse cast, but probably the first feature film for both of them that didn't give off the pungent scent of decaying turkey. Expect to hear about how great it is, a lot!
· Two Rich Resumés To Draw From
"We're adding a little something to this year's Academy Awards. As you all know, first prize is an Oscar. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're dead. Roll the In Memoriam!"
· Michael Jackson ... In The Building
Whether or not This Is It gets a slot in the Best Picture ballot, its star will loom large over the proceedings. Luckily, Martin has already proved how impressively he fills Jackson's shoes. If anyone will let the Oscars sizzle, he will.
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Halfway through the show, Alec Baldwin needs to be absent to an introduction, prompting Steve Martin to call Alec's cellphone and leave a crass voicemail telling him that "You have made an ass out me of for the last time!"
Holy Sh*t! How is it possible I've never seen the Steve Martin "Billy Jean" video???
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