And the Onus Goes to...

The co-hosts of the 82nd Academy Awards will be Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin, Oscar telecast producers Bill Mechanic and Adam Shankman announced today. Martin has hosted the ceremony twice, in 2001 and 2003, and Baldwin is a first-time emcee. Perhaps if Baldwin introduces Oprah to Uma this time around, Oprah will thankfully just be a hallucination. [Awards Daily]