Don't Stop Beratin'

Glee creator Ryan Murphy responded to his show's snub from the NBC-run Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade in a quote to EW: "I completely understand NBC's position, and look forward to seeing a Jay Leno float." Now, that's harsh. Our main concerns: 1) There's not enough time to rig up a Kevin Eubanks float programmed with automated chortles before the harvest. 2) There are not enough airport-themed surroundings to make that float believable. Lastly, 3) What would Kanye West's mother think? [EW]