Buzz Break: Batted Down


· Though he once inadvertently spread rumors of Johnny Depp starring in Christopher Nolan's next Batman sequel, Michael Caine tells MTV it won't happen: "There is nobody, there's no script, there's nothing. It can't possibly be made before 2011 because [Nolan's] Inception is such a big picture."

· Prison Break star Wentworth Miller is getting locked up again -- this time, for Resident Evil: Afterlife.

· Looks like Heather Locklear will, in fact, be playing boss-lady to Katie Cassidy's bisexual bombshell on Melrose Place. How long before our first cougar-on-kitten coupling?

· Heroes returned last night and fell almost 46% from last year's season premiere. Ouch.

· Justin Lin and Neal Moritz are mounting a Highlander remake for Summit. There can be only several.