VIDEO: Shirtless Gay Man Declares Love for George Clooney in Venice
OK, so, help me out on this one. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore. But when a gay man strips down to his underwear and crashes George Clooney's press conference at the Venice Film Festival to declare his undying love for the actor, that's...what, exactly?
Naked Man: I am gay, George.
George Clooney: Here it comes.
Naked Man: I think I'm in love with you. George, please, take me. Choose me, George! Please, please choose me!
Mark Wahlberg must never know about this.
Here's the video: