Satchels Are Over. It's All About Street Robes.


· The "why" of Zach Galifianakis wearing a robe on a Manhattan street yesterday, miles from the nearest movie set, isn't so much important as the "how." And the how is positively fetching! Watch every starry-eyed alterna-comedy nerd to ever set foot in a UCB Theater to be rocking that look this weekend.

· What the frak?! Radar has taken down their story reporting that Salma Hayek threw a fit at the Chateau Marmont when she wasn't seated in a timely enough manner. (Hmm. Chateau Marmont failing to seat a famous person? We'd like hard evidence.) Luckily, there's this thing called the internet that preserves such gems for future generations.

· It wasn't so long ago that we watched Kevin Smith tell a Comic-Con crowd of 5,000 or so about his movie-naming woes. Now it seems they're actively seeking suggestions for an alternative to A Couple of Dicks. We officially submit The Toilet Shatterer.

· Alec Baldwin denies being anything more than a fan liaison of naturally calorie-deprived Real Housewives of New York City star, Bethenny Frankel.

· "Only ET can show you the program from Michael Jackson's private burial service." Thanks, ET!


  • Furious D says:

    1. He wore the robe because "The Man" frowns upon public nudity for some reason.
    2. The evidence in Salma Hayek's defense is that the staff at the restaurant is still alive. When she's hungry, she's lethal.
    3. How about: Please Buy A Ticket, I Can't Survive Another Zack & Miri.
    4. And still, I don't care.
    5. Next week, they're digging up his corpse.

  • boricuaintexas says:

    So this is how he maintains his street cred post-Hangover.