Million Dollar Listing's Prodigal Tool Returns!


Recession be damned! Maybe mocked, too! Million Dollar Listing, Bravo's reality drama about cut-throat real estate agents, is slated to return for a third season on October 12. This is eventful for perhaps no other reason (besides that I sort of, um, like the show) than the fact that Chad Rogers is, without question, the greatest television douchebag of all time, beating Bravo's own record set by third-season Project Runway vet Vincent Libretti. His mouth is shaped like a perfect puka shell! Stunning. Preview after the jump.

While fellow agents Madison Hildebrand (who is also a Playgirl cover boy) and Josh Flagg run into trouble with suspicious clients, Chad is delightfully blow-drying his opal orb of hair and claiming he's the realest agent. OK, he doesn't say that, but give it a week. Now, let's sit back, watch Chad talk, and internally compare his silhouette to Mystery Science Theater 3000's Tom Servo.

'Million Dollar Listing' Returns! [Bravo]


  • sweetbiscuit says:

    That picture looks like Demetri Martin's evil twin.

  • Furious D says:

    What's with his hair? Is he setting the stage for the inevitable cheap toupee that he will be wearing when he's forty?

  • Desk_hack says:

    The real estate market might be in the crapper, but after listening to the stuffed sinuses of two of these a-holes, the cocaine market seems to be alive and recession-free.

  • sugarrhill says:

    He's gay, right? I mean, I've seen the show and he talks about his "girlfriend." But I just figure she's his girlfriend with three snaps in z formation.

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