Anne Heche's Ex Relieved He Picked Yesterday To Go To Job


Coley Laffoon, a briefcase-carrying go-getter and Anne Heche's ex, has already responded after witnessing the Volcano star deride him as a "lazy ass" on The Late Show with David Letterman. Said Laffoon to US Magazine, "After coming home from showing two different clients two different condominiums, I was disturbed to see Anne taking out her personal frustration on the father of her child on national television." Hmm. According to Heche, those "two different condominiums" are really "his home mailbox with a child support check inside" and the "two different clients" are really "Coley Laffoon." The rest of Heche's tirade after the jump.

Laffoon is probably right when he says that spewing bile alongside Paul Shaffer's musical accompaniment isn't a prudent way to deal with divorce, but he's forgetting how entertained I am! Particularly when Heche obliquely compares him to a prostitute, as in the clip below. Notice how she really wants to sell the "Soccer shorts! My stupid ex wears them!" joke, but it never lands the laugh she wants. I'll be generous and guess that's what propelled this joke to its epic length, and not shameless publicity. Or aliens.


  • sweetbiscuit says:

    Heh heh, "Volcano star..." heh heh.
    I don't know either of these people, but perhaps Coley was inviting Anne to see THEIR 7-YEAR OLD SON run around and pretend to know how to play soccer, not to see Coley run around. But hey, I'm doubting anyone put a gun to his head to marry her in the first place, so who knows.
    I'll bet Ellen is writing yet another entry in her gratitude journal today.

  • snickers says:

    If he's so dumb, why did she marry him? Stupid is as stupid does.

  • stretch65 says:

    Was he HUNG? (shameless plug)
    LAFOON?! wasn't that your first signal?!