30 Rock Now Making Its Own 30 Rock Porno

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Left unsated by the 30 Rock porn spoof that made the rounds just last week? We've got good news: 30 Rock itself is now casting for its own porno version! Casting spoilers for the upcoming season's second episode, after the jump:

[PORN LIZ] (30s) A porn star who bears an uncanny resemblance to Tina Fey. She's starring in a low rent movie Tracy is making about Lemon's life. (1 scene, 1 line).

[PORN JENNA] (30s) A porn star who bears an uncanny resemblance to Jane Krakowski. She stars opposite Porn Liz in this low-budget film. (1 scene, 1 line).

[PORN JACK] (30s-40s) A ripped Chippendale-style stripper type who bears some resemblance to Alec Baldwin. A terrible actor. Bored with what he's doing. Talks to Porn Liz about work and then starts to disrobe at the end of the scene. (1 scene, 3 lines).

Tina Fey, this open casting call is no way to reward actress Lisa Ann, the porn actress who donned glasses to portray you in the New Sensations 30 Rock parody. Throw her a bone -- we bet you'd have a lot in common. After all, you've both famously played Sarah Palin on-screen (though Lisa did hers with a pair of fake breasts bursting out of her restrictive red pantsuit).

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