Avatar is Team Edward

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· While we're altogether preoccupied with the strange similarities between Avatar and Delgo, Best Week Ever noticed that happy Na'vi looks exactly like Robert Pattinson.

· The German article quoted around the world that reported Brad Pitt had dismissed Tom Cruise's WWII Nazi flick, saying, "Valkyrie is ridiculous," is completely wrong. What he had actually said was, "Valkyrie is a jelly donut." Something must have gotten lost in translation.

· Michael Jackson's death was ruled a homicide today, meaning Dr. Conrad Murray will likely face involuntary manslaughter charges. A Los Angeles County Coroner's report found "lethal levels of propofol" in Jackson's system.

· Entertainment Tonight reports Melanie Griffith has checked into rehab. Her rep says, "She is there to reinforce her commitment to stay healthy. This is part of a routine plan that was designed between her and her doctors years ago." Hmm -- I wonder if GOOP has anything about the hot new Celebrity Rehab Detox Hot Stone Diet Cleanse!

· Since the whole world has gone Nazi-crazy lately, we thought we'd celebrate with a TV ad for the German-language version of The Producers. You really haven't heard "Frühling für Hitler" until it's sung in the mothertongue.



Comments

  • Lowbrow says:

    If anything, Michael Jackson's death was an assisted suicide. His fans just don't want to face the ugly truth that their idol was a pill popper laced with track marks & a shattered childhood, rather than their alabaster angel. So this 'homicide' charge must really feel vindicating.
    Though I wasn't privy to the private conversations between the King of Pop and Dr. Murray, I can't imagine Michael doing anything but an enthusiastic moonwalk for more propofol.

  • Furious D says:

    1. That's how Cameron saved money, he just painted that Pattinson guy blue, and apparently washed his hair as well.
    2. Once when asked a question about an important issue Brad Pitt said: "Don't look at me for answers, I wear make-up for a living." Now I think he should be following his own advice.
    3. Dr. Murray in the bedroom with the propofol? Damn, I had it pinned on Col. Mustard in the conservatory with the candlestick!
    4. This is just a way for Melanie to have a vacation paid by her health insurance.
    5. We must be careful about putting Germans in old Nazi uniforms, they may get a taste for it again.

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