Avatar is Team Edward
· The German article quoted around the world that reported Brad Pitt had dismissed Tom Cruise's WWII Nazi flick, saying, "Valkyrie is ridiculous," is completely wrong. What he had actually said was, "Valkyrie is a jelly donut." Something must have gotten lost in translation.
· Michael Jackson's death was ruled a homicide today, meaning Dr. Conrad Murray will likely face involuntary manslaughter charges. A Los Angeles County Coroner's report found "lethal levels of propofol" in Jackson's system.
· Entertainment Tonight reports Melanie Griffith has checked into rehab. Her rep says, "She is there to reinforce her commitment to stay healthy. This is part of a routine plan that was designed between her and her doctors years ago." Hmm -- I wonder if GOOP has anything about the hot new Celebrity Rehab Detox Hot Stone Diet Cleanse!
· Since the whole world has gone Nazi-crazy lately, we thought we'd celebrate with a TV ad for the German-language version of The Producers. You really haven't heard "Frühling für Hitler" until it's sung in the mothertongue.