Buzz Break: Scissor Sister


· Hey, a new shot of Penélope Cruz from Nine! Nice stretches, Pen.

· How can Darren Aronofsky attract audiences to his upcoming Black Swan, a slow, deliberative psychological drama? By including a scene where Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have hot animal sex.

· Paula Abdul asked for a private jet for her Ugly Betty guest stint. The producers did her one better: They replaced her with Kristen Johnston.

· FX has picked up the improvised Mark Duplass comedy The League and Louis CK's Louie.

· Small Wonder is coming to DVD. You're welcome!


  • JudgeFudge says:

    So that's why they call Penelope Cruz the Spanish Jane Fonda!

  • Furious D says:

    1. Now if the entire film was like that shot, I might see it.
    2. I tried that when pitching a film to Disney and they passed on it.
    3. I think Paula might want to rethink her demands.
    4. How long before Dane Cook starts acting out scenes from Louie?
    5. Finally, quality TV is back.

  • Lowbrow says:

    Penélope Cruz: Vanilla Pie.