'That Wig Looks Ridiculous on Sienna. Let's Try Feathered Water Wings.'

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· In this clip from The September Issue, watch as Mario Testino ultimately decides that a terrible blond wig detracts from Sienna Miller's ability to sell a garment in her Vogue cover shoot -- a garment that, in this case, appears to be two Hungarian sheepdog puppies stapled to her upper arms. That's why he's a master!


· Congratulations to Jason Schwartzman, who married clothing designer Brady Cunningham last month and just now announced the news. On the other side of the marital coin, Sean Penn and Robin Wright have agreed to joint custody of their 16-year-old son and have settled division of property. So...I guess it's for real this time?

· Firefly's Gina Torres is joining Gossip Girl as Vanessa's mom.

· Paris Hilton is innocent of charges brought against her by the makers of Pledge This, who claimed that her refusal to promote the movie harmed it irrevocably at the box office. Found guilty of that particular offense? The makers of Pledge This.

· Richard Hatch is in jail again.

· One of Quentin Tarantino's favorite films now has a bar devoted to it (and no, it's not an Anything Else pachinko palace).



Comments

  • The Winchester says:

    You would think they'd have named it The Winchester.

  • Furious D says:

    1. That's not an outfit, she just missed her last waxing appointment. Eek!
    2. I guess Robin Wright just got tired of looking at her husband and seeing the back of Madonna's head.
    3. A job is a job, even if it's on Gossip Girl.
    4. What saved Paris was the sheer shittiness of the movie itself.
    5. That man is a political prisoner! Rise up! Man the barricades! Free Richard! Oh wait, it's the jerk from survivor, not the guy from the original Battlestar Galactica. Whoops, my bad.
    6. Nothing like being drunk during a zombie apocalypse to calm the nerves.

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