Access Hollywood Host Is Very Disappointed By Naked Starlets Ruining Feminism
I think if there's one thing we can all agree on, it's that the naked pictures of Vanessa Hudgens and Twilight actress Ashley Greene, coupled with the Eric Dane sex tape featuring his wife with a woman named Kari Ann Peniche, have ruined all the social progress accrued by women over the last fifty years. Sorry, Gloria Steinem: Now that we've seen nude cell phone pictures of the girl who played Alice in Twilight, you will have to bake pies all day, for men.
Thank you to Access Hollywood host and noted cultural pundit Billy Bush for being the first brave person to call these shameful, breast-baring ladies out, via Twitter. Still, men are not off the hook here! I'm still waiting to hear exactly what setbacks we'll have to endure because Ade from So You Think You Can Dance was on GuysWithiPhones.com, but I am pretty sure it means Barack Obama can't be the president anymore, somehow.
· Billy Bush [Twitter]