Piven, Rock and Cook Nailing Down 2 A.M. Vegas-Style; The Goods Nailing Down 13% Tomatometer-Style

Re-tweeted by Jeremy Piven a scant 14 hours ago was this photo of the Entourage star with hella-tight compadres Kid Rock and Dane Cook. They were "nailing down 2am Vegas style," as Cook put it, clearly blowing off some steam in the final stretch before The Goods, Piven's latest stab at silver screen immortality, was to roll off the Paramount lemon lot and into theaters. It's currently hovering at the 13% mark on Rotten Tomatoes, making it the worst-reviewed film of the summer.


  • JudgeFudge says:

    Piven's next tweet read:
    "Quick make-out sesh with Dane and Kid, called ex-wife, farted into phone hung,up. Going to see some dude at the Tropicana whose got wippets, then hit up buffet. My dong hurts- y?."

  • jimmy james monkey death says:

    That's too much smarm in one photo. My eyes are bleeding and my soul is crying.

  • Kittenhead says:

    I suppose I'm not surprised to discover that Dane Cook doesn't even know how to give the finger right.

  • Old No.7 says:

    It's nice to see that in this economy, there's a Buy-2-Get-1-Free sale on douchebags.

  • Brilliant Orange says:

    Not my joke, but someone on Twitter called this photo "Mt. Douchemore."

  • Lowbrow says:

    Dane Cook looks way too much like Jon Favreau here.

  • Das Quirkster says:

    Sure to be captioned in People magazine as the Triumvirate of Douchebags. I wish.