But What Do Cannibal Sex Fetishists Think of Jennifer's Body?


When you cast Megan Fox in your movie and ask her to make out with Amanda Seyfried, you're certainly intending to turn at least a couple of moviegoers on. Still, I'm not entirely sure that the producers of Jennifer's Body knew just how much their movie would provoke the heretofore-unknown demographic of "vorarephiliacs," or people who are sexually aroused by "the idea of being eaten, eating another, or watching this process" (thanks, Wikipedia!).

So what do these cannibal sex fetishists think of the upcoming Diablo Cody thriller? Movieline investigates! (Warning: You cannot unlearn what you are about to learn.)

First, here are some important terms you need to know. By and large, vorarephiliacs seem to prefer "soft vore," which is the unlikely art of someone being swallowed whole with no bloodshed; still, there are some who are into "hard vore," which involves actual flesh-chewing. Also, there are many different categories of vorarephilia, "including but not limited to, swallowing, cock vore, vaginal vore (also call unbirthing), anal vore, and breast vore," whoa, WHOA, Wikipedia. Settle down. You actually don't need to know that last part, but I learned it during the course of my research and now you and I, we're on a level playing field of terrible knowledge. Feels nice, right?

Anyway, the vore fetishists at Eka's Portal (a vore discussion and fantasy board) are, as you might assume, all atwitter about Jennifer's Body, which features a demon-possessed Megan Fox chewing up high school boys. "Yeah, doesn't look like it'll be soft vore, but ... I'm still going to see it," said commenter ccj. "The trailer made me a little weak in the knees. Worth it just to see Megan Fox lookin' at people all hungry and such."

"Wow it was a lot of nice Hard Vore, and it was a sexy girl eating the people!" exulted D1g1talDesignzor. "Hopefully we will see more of the actual eating and swallowing in the full movie."

Still, other vore fetishists would have preferred a few more concessions to the soft vore community, which prizes the consumer's post-swallowing physical appearance. "Now if she had a gut, I might rent it but it's not looking that way," lamented Mech__Warrior. "I'm slightly into Megan, but this movie just looks bad." Adamskient, too, bemoaned the movie's lack of vore verisimilitude. "I'm kinda torn... Megan is hot, but hard vore is best left to lions, tigers, and other such animals. Maybe anthros too." This is true, and why didn't Karyn Kusama listen to that studio note?

Anyway, good morning. You've learned so many new things today!

· Jennifer's Body [Eka's Portal]



Comments

  • Blergle says:

    Thank you for telling us about this wonderful new fetish! My life is complete now--thanks to your helpful guidance, I went and joined Eka's Portal immediately, and I've never felt so sexually fulfilled! I love you, Kyle Buchanan, for making a convert out of me!

  • Itachi_4_ever says:

    This article and the comments on it are hilarious really! It's so funny to see how outsiders react to us. x'D
    First off, this movie doesn't interest me whatsoever. I like soft vore and males doing the eating.
    Yes, I'm obviously a girl.
    Did I gross you out?
    Good ^^
    While the article provided a good laugh for me, it's clear that there hasn't gone much research into it, otherwise the writer would have known that voraphiles shouldn't be described as 'cannibal sex fetishists'
    Like someone said before vore and cannibalism are two different things entirely.
    We don't expect outsiders to understand us, but a little bit of acceptance isn't too far fetched now, is it?
    Oh and thanks for all the pun by the way! ^^ Believe it or not, we have a great sense of humour.

  • Louis Tarado says:

    I was really searching for comments about those with a bondage fetish. What perked my interest in the trailers is a quick flash of seeing Megan Fox getting tied up! I didn't think about the vore aspect before, but I can see how since that's apparently the central plot, it might make the bondage part pale in comparison.

  • ohgoodlord says:

    *headdesk*
    I may be a hopeless perv, but at least I'm socially well-adjusted with a working sense of humor.
    a) The phrase with cannabalism is an obvious joke.
    b) Nobody gives a fuck how voraphile is spelled.
    c) My dick is bigger than yours.
    Thank you, good night.

  • Yuki_Akuma says:

    Woo! Publicity!
    Anyone who's surprised by this... there's a fetish for everything.
    Seriously.

  • Dimzilla says:

    So where's the part about the jaw snapping human deformation that comes with soft vore?

  • Gorshum says:

    Ahh it's nice to see us in a review! Marking the world one website at a time :P Soft vore all the way baby!
    This has been Gorshum, your therian gay satanic voraphile, and I bid you good day ^.^ (and no I'm not kidding)
    Also included my facebook in case anyone's curious what those 'creepy voraphiles' look like or just want to try pestering me, I really don't care lol but be careful, we bite :D
    http://www.facebook.com/Gorshum

  • No Name says:

    All I can say to you people who see eka's portal's community as disgusting freaks is this: it may not be your kink, it might not float your boat, may not be your cup of tea, etc. etc. and whatever other little phrases you want to use, but just because you see it as disgusting doesn't mean everyone does; if you don't like it don't go there, simple as that.
    I LOVE vore. I've been going to aryion.com and other sites like that (Hip Hugger Hippie's yahoo group and Duamutef's sites were also frequently visited) since I first got my hands on a computer at the age of 13, granted you need to be 18 to enter those sites but hey, consider this: you need to be 18 to view a playboy or other adult magazines, yet how many people do you know had them stashed under the bed when they were 15?
    But I digress.

  • Helix says:

    well as one of those enlighten people how thinks it romantic and horny to give myself to a person that i love though the full body massage that is soft vore (hard vore is just...no...creepy) i have to say that im rather pleased with this article.
    Alot of people who don't know about this fetish never even bother to do the research for this topic beyond the first line of wiki before they write an article.
    so i thank you Kyle for delving deeper.
    Good evening to everyone who reads this.
    ps, since some judgmental idiots will mos likely flames this i will not hold it over anyone but i also wont be looking at this page again

  • Helix says:

    Sorry for the extra post to approve Kyle.
    Id also like to say that although i dont approve of the film, frankly it looks poor but at least they tried to use a mostly original type of storyline but it did lead to this article being created and that in turn will spread the word to the people out there who have had the same attraction to vore as we do but till now didn't know what to call what they were feeling or where to go to express themselves.
    ttfn

  • d-man says:

    great like i need people thinking i might try to eat them or any thing

  • boogilish says:

    Oh wow, didn't think eka's portal would have been mentioned in this movie, I actually thought the site would have been brought up in a "Teeth" review. Didn't care for Jennifer's Body, didn't fit under my cannibal sex fetish category :P

  • Former Eka's Portal addict, now knowing better says:

    People on Eka's portal get butthurt too easily, as evidenced by their swarm attack of this article (which, as a vore fan, I still found utterly hilarious, maybe because I have a sense of humor). Out of vore communities, Ekas is shit tier, as you can clearly tell by its citizenship!

  • Just Sayin' says:

    Taking pride in being into vore because it's "out there" is as bad as wearing all black clothes with chains hanging off of them and drooling over Robert Paterson. Seriously, you're not helping your cause. No matter what you say and how many text walls you throw up, vore is weird. It's always gonna be weird. There's never going to be a "vore's rights parade". And you all should honestly consider getting therapy.
    And yes, I am an "insider" just like you! 0_0

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  • Jim says:

    I do love this film, but it is a bit creepy the content in this post! Thanks for the info anyway hehe Jennifers body.

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