The Legion Trailer: Yup, the End is Definitely Coming


"The End is Near! The Apocalypse is coming! But forget horsemen and Endtime Rulers and all that. It's actually going to play itself out a lot like Bagdad Café (the movie version, not the Whoopi Goldberg TV adaptation), and Paul Bettany is going to lead the fight against an army of demon ice cream truck drivers and foul-mouthed grannyzebubs as Dennis Quaid's skin boils while he's nailed upside down to a cross and his whole torso explodes. And there's going to be guns. Lots and lots of guns! Thank god Dr. Addison Montgomery is there -- she can help deliver the savior baby! Did you ever notice how much black-winged angels look like bats when flying in formation?"

Verdict: What happens when that guy in the Denny's parking lot wearing a discarded bra on his head and screaming at the top of his lungs sells his first screenplay.


  • Kittenhead says:

    Ow, my brain!

  • Furious D says:

    Wasn't this done with Christopher Walken in the 1990s?

  • Lowbrow says:

    Once I saw the dude that was driving the ice cream truck, I suddenly lost my craving for a Choco Taco®.
    Also, I will never get tired of hearing crochet-encumbered, elderly white women say the word “fuck.”

  • el smrtmnky says:

    this is totes Glenn Beck's wet dream come true

  • yarmulke says:

    WOW! I can't believe how many Tarantino pills Kevin Smith took when he sat down to make Dogma 2. Where's Ben Affleck?
    (btw my highest name drops per minute to date)

  • TimGunn says:

    I don't understand why they keep casting Dennis Quaid in movies. It's just a signal that the movie will be awful. I'd think they would be trying to trick some people into thinking it might be good.