A Modest Proposal for School Overcrowding

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· Megan Fox offers her carefully reasoned advice for handling peer pressure and high school bullies: f*** 'em and kill them off. Oddly enough, that comes straight out of the guidance counselors' handbook prescribed in several New Jersey school districts.



· Bryan Singer might be
boarding Universal's bigscreen adaptation of Battlestar Galactica -- a property he'd attempted to reboot years before Sci-Fi launched its television series.

· Indiewire's Peter Knegt has spent the last week and a half touring Scotland and watching great films under the tutelage of Tilda Swinton, Mark Cousins, and their unique traveling festival entitled "A Pilgrimage." It's OK to be jealous.

· The Wendy Williams Show: a place actresses can go to accidentally blab that Jamie Foxx is having a baby.

· Looks like Lafayette from True Blood has some tranny competition.

· And while we're on the subject: Look! Gay boys in cocktail dresses defending Rachel Bilson from the paparazzi!



Comments

  • Lowbrow says:

    I wonder if Rachel had to act surprised when she bumped into Hayden as he was leaving TigerHeat?

  • snickers says:

    Megan can't even act inside a fake public service announcement.

  • Furious D says:

    1. That's the first time I've ever seen Megan Fox in front of a camera where she isn't rolling her tongue around like she was interrupted mid-coitus in an attempt to look sexy, but only succeeds in looking like she's trying too hard.
    2. A big screen reboot of a small screen reboot of a series that was reboot of the book of Exodus. Creative bankruptcy chapter 11.
    3. My jealousy depends on the films.
    4. Wendy O. Williams has her own show? I thought she was dead.
    5. And the question is why?
    6. It's about time someone mobilized the Gay Boy Cocktail Dress Defense Forces. Next step, they're off to Afghanistan to settle the Taliban's hash.

  • bess marvin, girl detective says:

    between the poster, the tagline and the soundtrack, it's no wonder why fox atomic is in the hole. its marketing department is sabotaging this fucking movie. megan, darling, i like you, i really do, but you are not funny in any stretch of the imagination. like a commenter said on another site, you've mistaken boners for the funny bone.

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