VIDEO: Stripping Channing Tatum Employs Kung-Fu Grip On Own Genitals

"What If G.I. Joe Were Gay?" wondered Newsweek a few days ago. We'll go you one better, Newsweek: What if G.I. Joe's Duke (played by Channing Tatum) was employed as a male stripper at age 18, and Us Weekly finally produced video of his performance to go along with the still frames it had teased earlier? The result might be something like the NSFW clip you'll find after the jump, in which Tatum forgoes his Backstreet Boys moves and baggy clothing to strip down to a G-string, then helpfully frisks himself in front of a live audience. Thanks, Danica!

· VIDEO: Channing Tatum's Secret Stripper Past [Us]