Channing Tatum in G.I. Joe 2: Rise of C.H.I.P.P.E.N.D.A.L.E.S.
Put yourself, for a moment, in the mind of an Us Weekly editor. (I know. Just for a moment!) How long, then, do you think the magazine sat on these pictures of Channing Tatum as an 18-year-old male stripper performing for $50 nightly at a Florida club called "Male Encounter"?
"Danica, have you heard of this movie A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints? I think we have something for the next issue: There's this actor in it named--"
"That sounds like barf."
"Danica, remember when I asked you about that Saints movie two years ago? There's this guy Channing Tatum, and now he's in this movie Stop-Loss--"
"Ohmigod Elizabeth got fingerbanged by Ryan Phillippe once at Hyde! DidIevertellyou?"
"Ashley, do we have anything of the guy from G.I. Joe?"
"Danica, I've been trying to tell you for the last three years. We have a videotape of the year he spent as an exotic dancer."
"Ashley, I have a confession. I can't understand a single thing you say to me unless it includes the words 'Ryan Gosling' or 'Mochachino.'"