Channing Tatum in G.I. Joe 2: Rise of C.H.I.P.P.E.N.D.A.L.E.S.


Put yourself, for a moment, in the mind of an Us Weekly editor. (I know. Just for a moment!) How long, then, do you think the magazine sat on these pictures of Channing Tatum as an 18-year-old male stripper performing for $50 nightly at a Florida club called "Male Encounter"?

2006:

"Danica, have you heard of this movie A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints? I think we have something for the next issue: There's this actor in it named--"

"That sounds like barf."

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2008:

"Danica, remember when I asked you about that Saints movie two years ago? There's this guy Channing Tatum, and now he's in this movie Stop-Loss--"

"Ohmigod Elizabeth got fingerbanged by Ryan Phillippe once at Hyde! DidIevertellyou?"

2009:

"Ashley, do we have anything of the guy from G.I. Joe?"

"Danica, I've been trying to tell you for the last three years. We have a videotape of the year he spent as an exotic dancer."

"Ashley, I have a confession. I can't understand a single thing you say to me unless it includes the words 'Ryan Gosling' or 'Mochachino.'"

· Channing Tatum's Photos As An Exotic Dancer Revealed [ONTD]



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