The Trillion-Dollar Tear


A "Bombshell WORLD EXCLUSIVE" reveals D.C.-area poet Damon Lloyd Goffe is seeking damages from Oprah Winfrey in the amount of $1,200,000,000,000, for allegedly having sold a volume of his poetry as his own online. They provide the official legal document -- easily identifiable because it says "OFFICIAL LEGAL DOCUMENT" on it in giant, red stenciled letters -- which appears to have been drafted on the back of a Sizzler placemat. The accompanying photo features Sad, Sued Oprah shedding a single trillion-dollar tear, the salty extract of mulched diamonds. [Natl Enq]


  • FrancoisTrueFaux says:

    Why would he be suing in D.C.? New York is in the 2nd District; Chicago is in the 7th; neither of which is the 4th (D.C's district). I call foul.

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