Spirited Away


Sad news for fans of fun: The increasingly less wild and woolly Independent Spirit Awards, formerly held on the beach the day before the Oscars, are now going to be held at night, two days before the Oscars, in some terrible auditorium-cave, probably. The event will be broadcast live, which is a very exciting thing for New Yorkers who can't wait to start watching at, uh, 11pm EST. Next thing we know, they're going to make people dress up, and then we're gonna lose Philip Seymour Hoffman.