Megan Fox Bites the Migraine-Inducing, Nonsensical Hand That Feeds Her

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· Megan Fox stopped by The Early Show today, where she said this to Harry Smith, who had just seen Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: "I don't know how you saw it in IMAX without having a brain aneurysm or at least a migraine headache... I'm in the movie, and I read the script, and I watched the movie, and I still didn't know what was happening. So I think if you haven't read the script and you go and you see it and you understand it, I think you might be a genius. This is a movie for geniuses." If her career ends tomorrow, at least this foxy unicorn will never look back and regret having played by Hollywood's rules.

· And if you are one of those Transformers geniuses, maybe you can address the The 10 Most Confusing Things about it.

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· A Photoshop artist's rendering of June's busiest Heaven VIP section ever. (Click for full size.) [via DailyWhat]

· Here's a touching feature from ABCNews.com: Top 11 Celebrity Pill Poppers. (This was the actual RSS feed headline.)

· Deadline Hollywood reprints a memo circulating around Paramount today, informing employees of 31 more layoffs, including "head of Physical Production Georgia Kacandes, SVP of production Ben Cosgrove, EVP of production Dan Levine, SVP of visual effects Kim Locascio, head of casting Gail Levin, [and] Paramount Vantage chief Guy Stodel."



Comments

  • Lowbrow says:

    I think Billy Mays went to a much warmer place after his passing.

  • snickers says:

    They probably handed Megan Fox a bus timetable and told her it was the script. She wouldn't know the difference.

  • HwoodHills says:

    Megan Fox is hot...
    But the grinding metal sound as she tried to think of a reply to the Unicorn line was like being strapped to a chair while a drunk, blind dentist approaches the wrong side of your jaw with a spinning, rusty drill.
    (But I'm sure the studio's marketing department loved her hearty praise.)

  • Colander says:

    A) I love this comment.
    B) She's totally growing on me just as Shia is beginning to gross me out.

  • Liz Lemonazi says:

    Belligerence alert. That guy is such a condescending dickweed. Stop talking to her like she's seven just because she's hot (and can't act)! Learn how to interview. And other media, yeah I'm talking to you (not movieline, of course), stop asking her questions written for an idiot and then eat her alive for being an idiot. You dickweeds.
    Woodland nymph. Classic. The Foxicorn is on to them.

  • Andy says:

    Ok, I am growing to like Meagan Fox. Snotty works just fine.

  • Echh body shivers says:

    Men over 50 are seriously creepy.
    Deciding who makes your skin crawl more - this old fart or Charlie Gibson - is a close call.

  • Kyle Buchanan says:

    Question: Is Megan Fox the new Jolie or the new Eliza Dushku? Discuss.

  • bess marvin, girl detective says:

    Honestly, the safe answer now is I don't know. Everyone is so quick to rush, but I sincerely believe that 90% of actors have one good performance in them. The great ones are consistently good despite what they're given. I think Megan is at a disadvantage that no one could ever see her in any other role but sexpot. La Jolie at least had "George Wallace" and "Gia" before she was introduced as the Ultimate Woman You Want to Bang. Megan had no such build up and thus is taking everything big role her agent tells her just so she can capture in on the moment. Would I be surprised if she is here in 10 years after building a career based on sexy roles? No. Would I surprised that she's over in 2 years after being replaced by someone younger, hotter and cheaper? No.

  • Anonymous says:

    Yeah, maybe you shouldn't let the self proclaimed pot lover on TV that early in the morning.

  • MCU says:

    The natural reaction to hate her -- she's far too hot and doesn't come anywhere near actual acting -- is easy to understand. But then she gives Michael Bay's cacophonic work a quick shiv every time she has the opportunity.
    Haven't seen the movie; won't, but for the moment she gets a pass.

  • Major says:

    LOL....did she really just say she was a "woodland nymph fairy"??

  • Clocked says:

    Man I'd tap that woodland nymph fairy like a woodpecker

  • Nursing is not a science degree but rather training for a specific profession. There is absolutely no point in going to nursing school if you plan on being a dentist.It would be a waste of time and money and you would be taking a spot in nursing school away from someone who actually wants to be a nurse.

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