Our Commenters of the Week are Crazy Michael Jackson Fans
Usually, the award for the five best commenters of the week would go to our wittiest readers, and sure enough, they were in fine form this week.
But you guys. Let's talk about the crazy Michael Jackson commenters who showed up yesterday, OK?
I mean, no matter what, it's a sad thing that the man died, and certainly, I don't want to indicate that every Michael Jackson fan is cray-cray in the head-head, but the ones that are were certainly commenting a lot yesterday! Thus, today's five best comments are the enthusiastically semi-literate ones that your editors passed around in disbelieving IMs. You must admit, they are kind of epic.
MAN THAT DOES NOT SOUND REAL. INVENTED A NEW DANCE MOVE CALLED DEAD??
OR REALLY DEAD??
Commenter name: JERRY V
OH, I HAD A BAD DREAM YESTERDAY, I HOPE THIS IS NOT IT.
Commenter name: Louis Nez
Well i think it is a bad news.It might be a problem with his nose and
color.The effect of turning white is the problem his been suffering
from.He forgot he was black and made himself so disgusting.I hope he
can survive this and come back as a black.Holy shit........
Commenter name: Raphael Dee
He has join the legendery club, Bob Marley welcomes him with a smile
and a special hug. Please dont cry.
Commenter name: Mac-Godwin Obi, Cote d'Ivoire
jackson lives on, jackson can not be dead.no no no no no well i feel so
sad about it .am crying here for him but i cant stop loving him cos is
Commenter name: mr send d money
Trust us, there were eight thousand more where that came from. We're still stuck on one that read, "This is gbastical , too real to be true." Someone, anyone, please explain what "gbastical" was supposed to be. We're at a loss.
Bee-tee-dubs, unless Elizabeth Taylor is charged with murder or something, we don't plan to cover autopsy results and whatnot this weekend. So, open thread! Talk amongst yourselves.