Our Commenters of the Week Win Time Share Ownership of Ryan Reynolds's Abs

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Congratulations to the commenters who authored the five best comments this week, as they will be granted time-share ownership of the abs Ryan Reynolds so proudly displayed on the cover of EW to prove that he is not, in fact a sex symbol. Enjoy the view!

So, who are our winners?

SunnyDaze on Hey Everyone - Look! Some Model Loses Her Mind on a Reality Show You Never Heard Of!: What's tragic is there isn't a heterosexual man alive who wouldn't consider that a successful first date.

Inhaler on Is Alec Baldwin His Own Worst Enemy?: Self-loathing is ingrained into the DNA structure of being Baldwin. Case in point: Fair Game.

NoWireHangers on How a Photo of Adam 'The Ferosh Hulk' Lambert Ignited a Gokey-Hating Revolution: Yeah, Gokey's a douche but everyone already knew that. He's the music director at a mega church. He wears Sally Jesse glasses. He has the cool adult contemporary stylings of a young Steve Winwood. The signs were always there, people. The whole vague insinuation that he believes gay people are going to hell is the equivalent of a finishing spritz of Axe Cologne.

snickers on Crazy David Carradine Cause-of-Death Theory #428: 'Lady Boys': Are they still trying to disprove the lone cockman theory?

icallthebigonebitey on Is Alec Baldwin His Own Worst Enemy?: "I have this silly fantasy." Me too, Alec, me too. But yours probably does not involve me, you, a Staten Island Ferry restroom, and the Midnight Express soundtrack.

Thanks for playing, everyone!



Comments

  • Inhaler says:

    Thank you so much and I'd like to take advantage of that time-share immediately. Back off, Scarlett.

  • NoWireHangers says:

    Time share ownership of Ryan Reynolds abs? Finally, something with which to exfoliate the skin under my ass cheeks. The Ped egg just wasn't cutting it.
    (Was that comment going too far? Really, I can't even tell anymore.)
    But ANYWAY, thanks for the nod, Kyle, but I want to trade for last week's date with Spork. I'd really been waiting for a prize like that to come along and that week I missed the raffle.

  • Josh says:

    Sigh. Eye roll. Etc.
    It's the same commenters everytime, Kyle, I don't know why y'all don't just go out back for the requisite group hug and just forget about the comments.
    Ha. I sound like a bitter prick as is, so I don't need anyone to point this out.

  • SunnydaZe says:

    You bitter prick!

  • icallthebigonebitey says:

    I'd like to conjure the Ghost of You Tube Brenda Dickson if you'll allow me, and say "Kudos me. I made myself pregnant".

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