Buzz Break: The Sorceror's Bodice


· The first shots of Monica Belluci in The Sorceror's Apprentice have been leaked, and she is really nailing that abject fear of automobiles required of her character.

· It looks like Neve Campbell won't be returning to Kevin Williamson's Scream 4, because she's busy doing...I dunno, guys. Help me out.

· Susan Boyle pulled out of another concert after she was seen shouting "I want my cat! I need my cat!" Good job on this one, world!

· Meg Ryan will be giving Larry David some lip on the new season of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

· "Pouring rain and sticky humidity still do not make Angelina Jolie have a bad hair day," gushed the Today Show's Ann Curry in her blog. Ann, give it a rest -- she doesn't adopt in your age range.


  • NoWireHangers says:

    I haven't seen a movie weave that shitastic since J.Lo Hewitt in Can't Hardly Wait.

  • Inhaler says:

    Neve Campbell won't be returning to Scream 4 because she's busy doing guys. Exactly.