Jada Pinkett Smith Feels Life is Too Short to Remain in Sham Marriage with Will Smith


That's why she's going to stay right where she is, in a genuine marriage with her heterosexual spouse, Will Smith! A tip of the hat to Bert of Atlanta's Q100 The Bert Show (not sure if Bert is the bear, the hair piece, or either of the two bleach blondes) for having the berts to address rumors that the two stars are trapped in a union of convenience arranged by an anonymous yenta overseeing the lemonade-and-cookies table at a Scientology singles mixer.

During a radio interview Monday on the Bert Show on Atlanta's Q100, the star finds it funny that "that's the only way your marriage can work" to some people.

"I've heard all the things -- their marriage is not real, he's gay, she's gay, they swing," she said. "But at the end of the day, people have to believe what they have to believe.

"One thing Will and I are not here to do, is like, what's real for us is what's real for us, so you can either get on that bandwagon or not," she says. "I'll tell you what, it's too hard to be in a pretend marriage. Life's too short for that one."

True dat. But you know what it's not too short for? Sequels!

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