Buzz Break: Land Shark


· Jessica Alba will not be prosecuted for pasting a picture of a shark on a billboard, which sent the world a very important message about...something. Good, let's let her have this. She looks so excited!

· Variety ruins the central surprise in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, which is that John Turturro appears in a g-string. OMG, spoiler alert!

· Will Frost/Nixon writer Peter Morgan bring Michael Sheen onto the next Bond film as kingpin adversary Blofeld?

· Jack Black allegedly cursed on Letterman last night, but I'm reserving judgment until I hear Sarah Palin's thoughts on the matter.

· True Blood's season premiere was the network's most watched original program since the series finale of The Sopranos. Sounds impressive until you realize, well, what else was gonna do it? John from Cincinnati?


  • Furious D says:

    1. Alba won't get any sympathy from me for her cause. I barely survived a shark attack when I was kid. Where the shark got the gun and how he learned how to use it is still a mystery.
    2. Well, now we know what they're referring to when the speak of "the fallen."
    3. Depends. I read somewhere that Columbia owns Blofeld, but MGM/UA has the rights to Bond. But Sony owns all or part of both Columbia and MGM/UA, so it depends on whether the right hand knows what the left hand is doing.
    4. He didn't curse, he was just telling Letterman that the 2008 election ended months ago.
    5. It'll be Anna Paquin topless every week from now on.

  • Inhaler says:

    I wish Jessica Alba could just be more like her character Invisible Woman, and be know, invisible.