Twitter Births First Studio Project (It's A Remake, But Hey, What Isn't)

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· And this, ladies and germs, is how you light a fire under your Sneakers remake in 140 characters or less. Watch and learn.

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· Apparently a certain busty star of The Hangover forgot to wear a bra to the U.K. premiere! That's right: It's Zach Galifianakis! No, just kidding -- it's the tiger. No, just kidding. It's Heather Graham. Psych! It's Zach. No seriously, it's Heather Graham. Or is it.

· Well, I'll be! Pinocchio grew up to be one hunky marionette! Lie harder, Pinocchio! (I think that's a joke from a Penthouse cartoon, but whatever, it's evergreen.)

· Adam Lambert, Allison Iraheta, and of course your American Idol Kris Allen have all been signed to record contracts with 19 Recordings. As for Danny Gokey, a 19 rep said, "There's nothing to report just yet." This is all good news. I hope Adam does peyote with Zac Efron in Joshua Tree and the two collaborate on a duet called "There's A Snake Crawling Up My Dolce & Gabbana Lace-Up Pants (Gonna Rock U - HUNH)." That will be a big hit for certain!

· FLYING DOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Comments

  • MA says:

    @ Diablo Cody -- didn't you see Pitt & Redford in Spy Game?
    Ugh.

  • Furious D says:

    1. Now they're trying to remake movies that were forgotten even before you finished watching it.
    2. Actually without the beard, Zach Galifinakis and Heather Graham are actually the same person. And that person is Daniel Day Lewis.
    3. New meaning for hard-wood?
    4. Why were those record contracts signed in their own blood?
    5. My old dog Fartenstein once flew, not far, and the landing left a lot to be desired, but it was still flight.

  • JudgeFudge says:

    A remake of Sneakers would be awesome!
    Actually, maybe I'll just rent Sneakers - THAT would be awesome.

  • Long time reader, first time commenter says:

    I have nothing overly witty or insightful to say other than that Sneakers is a great movie that doesn't get the credit it deserves.

  • Juancho says:

    Sneakers is one of my all-time favorite movies, it's up there with Wargames as an all-time geek classic.

  • yarmulke says:

    I do love me some Sneakers. But a remake? Who's gonna play River Phoenix? SETEC Astrology indeed. And as long as we're on geek classics why not remake Real Genius?

  • sweetbiscuit says:

    Just the fact that this concept was tweet-claimed makes me want to reject it out of hand.

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