Buzz Break: Introducing Captain Spork
· This is what would happen if Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto were to make love, conceive, have a son, and watch that son grow up to claim his birthright as the quarter-Vulcan Captain of the KFC Enterprise. Live long and prosper. [He Who Laughs]
· Speaking of future Star Trek plots, J.J. Abrams e-mailed Ain't It Cool News with an update. While the boys have "not had MEETING ONE about a sequel," he does confirm that he's been "talking to Jack Black about doing something," and there will be "shitload more lens flares."
· The author of the The Catcher in the Rye sequel that prompted a lawsuit from J.D. Salinger? It's Fredrick Colting, 32, of Sweden, who wrote 60 Years Later: Coming Through the Rye under the pseudonym John David California. His previous efforts: The Macho Man's (Bad) Joke Book, The Erotic A-Z, and "a volume listing the 100 best heavy metal albums." Phony.
· Private Airbus A380 being developed for Saudi Prince Al-Waleed bin Talal bin Abdul Aziz Al Saud: $488 Million. Ability to take a shvitz on your flight from L.A. to Dubai:
Priceless $488 Million.