Donald Trump and Miss California File for Opposite-Divorce


What a long, strange trip it's been for Miss California, Carrie Prejean: after weathering accusations of homophobia, dissent from pageant director Shanna Moakler, and a pair of free, orange bowls stapled just above her ribcage, Fox News (of course) is reporting that she will be stripped of her crown.

Fox obtained documents that indicate her imminent firing, a decision seconded by Miss USA owner Donald Trump (who just recently gave Prejean a stay of execution):

"This was a business decision, based solely on contract violations," Keith Lewis, executive director of K2 Productions, said in the documents. "After our press conference in New York we had hoped we would be able to forge a better working relationship. However, since that time it has become abundantly clear that Carrie has no desire to fulfill her obligations under our contract and work together." [...]

"I told Carrie she needed to get back to work and honor her contract with the Miss California Organization and I gave her the opportunity to do so," Trump said in the same documents. "Unfortunately it just doesn't look like it is going to happen and I offered Keith my full support in making this decision."

Also, former pageant director Shanna Moakler, who quit once Prejean was allowed to stay on, now wants to come back into the fold.

So are we done with Prejean as a nation? Hahaha, no. Look for her to file regular correspondent reports for Fox & Friends in no time, and to appear on the next season of I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! (pending NBC's continued existence as a network next summer).

· Exclusive: Miss California Carrie Prejean Loses Her Crown [Fox News]


  • Juancho says:

    It's going to be a bitch for NBC if the writers of I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! decide to unionize.

  • icallthebigonebitey says:

    You guys are knocking it out of the park today. Seriously, "free, orange bowls"??? How am I supposed to keep my job if they can hear me laughing all over the office?
    I do kind of feel sorry for her though, since by all accounts it sounds like her home life is/was kind of fucked up. And that's sad for anybody. That being said, I think it was only a matter of time before her reign (PUN!) of terror ended. But I just assumed it would it would involve a Judy Garland impersonator and a bucket of water, and then we'd be left with a plastic-y, orange residue that doesn't biodegrade. God, it was so much easier in the 1930s to get rid of a bitch!

  • icallthebigonebitey says:

    "it would it would". hmmm. nice editing skillz, beyotch.

  • sixhundred says:

    they should have just let her keep the damn thing... now she'll be flapping her idiot gums all over the place trying desperately to cling to the front page with her shiny, vaselined chompers.
    I don't know what kind of work this Miss USA boot camp prepares you for what with all that be-sashed walking back and forth in a limited speaking role. Crossing guard?
    drop dead, gorgeous.

  • Brilliant Orange says:

    Elizabeth Hasslebeck just felt a cold chill run down her older spine.

  • Inhaler says:

    She was finally fired after her miserly refusal to swallow for The Donald, of course.

  • Bowler says:

    i suspect that keeping Prejean on the Miss CA payroll was becoming such a PR hassle that pageant officials took the first chance to let her go